Saturday, December 12, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Cutting Back

I was soooo tired last night I went to bed at 7pm and didn't get up until 11: 30 and then was only up a short time.

My husband and I started a business and it's going fine, just going to take a short break from the blog for December 2009. I"ll post when I get the chance, but it wont be 5 days a week this month. Hopefully I can get some rhythm down and get back soon.

In the mean time, please read through my lists of Gem and Good films. I'm sure you'll find something you like. Happy Holidays for all those who celebrate.

Thanks.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


I wanted to like this Ben Cross and Amy Irving saga of a British boy raised among locals in India. After his parents die, his life is saved by his nursemaid until she dies and he returns to the British.

We meet, Ash, again all grown up and in the military. He's returning to India to the same area he lived as a boy. Assigned with taking a spoiled woman and her sister to be married off, he falls in love with the sister who is actually his long lost childhood love.

Things get complicated and she decides to marry in order to protect her sister. He leaves her there and goes off to Afghanistan to spy for the British. They ignore his advice and find themselves garrisoned without support and rebels break into the compound and kill many. He helps some escape.

His lady love gets him a message that she's being mistreated and he goes to rescue her. The old man they are married to dies and her sister intends to die on the funeral pyre with him and she's left orders that her sister must watch then be killed.

I thought all the cultural ins and outs were fascinating but honestly, it went on way too long, had too many plots and subplots and seemed far fetched. Amy Irving does an excellent job, but many of the other actors played the scenes far too melodramatic for my taste.

Bandon has the DVD and there's a VHS copy in Lakeside.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086711/

Buy the DVD from Amazon: The Far Pavilions

Monday, November 30, 2009

Good Review: A Few Good Men


Lets get the thing that bugged me out of the way first. Writer Aaron Sorkin has a problem treating women in his films as though they are three dimensional. He completely threw Demi Moore under a very fast moving bus and then backed over her.

The rest of the film stood out so much that I just have to push past the obvious sexism and call this a good film.

Playboy Navy lawyer, Tom Cruise, defends two young men accused of killing a fellow soldier. When his team, Moore and Kevin Pollak find out there's a chance that the boys were participating in a hazing type ritual ordered by the base commander, they attempt to investigate.

Col. Nathan R. Jessep, Jack Nicholson, thwarts their inquiries and treats the legal team like buffoons. When his second in command comes to them and tells them that his boss ordered the hazing, calling it a code red, they think they're set. But he kills himself before testifying against his beloved superior.

Look for outstanding performances by Kevin Bacon, Kiefer Sutherland and Noah Wyle. Their supporting roles pushed the story to its thrilling conclusions.

Please pick up this fine film at these library branches: VHS; Coos Bay, Coquille and Myrtle Point. DVD; Bandon, Myrtle Point and North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104257/

Buy this fine film from Amazon:A Few Good Men (Special Edition)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Holidays

My husband and I met thanksgiving day 1999. We knew each other online from a science fiction themed chat room for about four years. He kept asking me for coffee, but I was kind of distracted and we didn't meet.

I never "dated" online, I always wanted to meet someone in person first, then if they seemed nice, maybe go out. In 1995, I broke up with my man friend and when I found myself without anywhere to go for thanksgiving, my now husband asked if I would like to come to his house. I declined.

In 1997, we were talking again and he told me about his plans to go to Mexico and celebrate turkey day there. As a joke, he invited again. I laughed at him and again said no. Someone online told me that my now husband was "weird," and that kind of put me off meeting him.

The summer of 1998, a mutual friend from online told me that my Murry was "Cool to hang out with. He's just a guy and not weird." So when turkey day rolled around and a bunch of online friends were heading to his house, I got yet another invitation. I almost went that year, but it just didn't happen.

I spent the spring of 1999 out of the country at college. When I got back, my now out of work roommate went off to stay with his parents for the month of July and it became clear we weren't quite getting along. So November rolled around and I saw Murry online and asked "aren't you going to invite me for thanksgiving?" He laughed at me and invited and we have hardly been apart since.

That's my story and I'm stickin to it!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Watchable Week: Science Fiction Day


Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet star in this fascinating tale of memory, angst and love. Winslet's Clementine decides she doesn't want to be involved with Carrey's Joel anymore so she has him erased from her memory and life. The service includes having all her friends refrain from reminding her of what she's lost.

Joel tries to get her back and then has his own erasing, but the whole thing goes weird. The people do the erasing use the clients and then erase their memories as well as some thoughts leak through and the clients sometimes find themselves in a state of confused flashing and gaps.

Interesting study about the nature of who we are.

Library: Bandon, Coos Bay, North Bend & SWOCC

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338013/

Amazon: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Widescreen Edition)


François Truffaut brings to screen Ray Bradbury's classic novel about a future where firemen burn books instead of prevent fires. Julie Christie and Oskar Werner star as the fireman and his wife. Christie also plays the girl the fireman becomes fascinated by. I didn't realize this until just now reading it off the Movie Database.

Montag, the fireman, finds himself dissatisfied with life and he meets a young woman with a whole new philosophy. She wants to read and know about books and society wants them burned and any independent thought stomped out.

Do watch the special features where Bradbury talks about his novel as it relates to the film. He tells some behind the scenes stories about how the idea came to him and how the film-maker adapted changing elements.

Library: VHS; Coos Bay & Coquille. DVD; Myrtle Point.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060390/

Amazon: Fahrenheit 451


Nicolas Cage gets a glimpse into his alternative life with Téa Leoni. At first he HATES it but eventually he likes the different man he becomes. The path he took originally turned him into jerk of the year who makes his employees work the holidays.

In his alternative world he learns the value of family and love and tries to hold on tight to that place. It's quite Scroogesque in its contrasts. Pop some popcorn and have a nice watch. Well worth the couple hours.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218967/

Amazon: The Family Man

Monday, November 23, 2009

Watchable Week


Anthony LaPaglia stars in this teen comedy ala The Breakfast Club where a bunch of quirky record store employees sort out where their lives are going. They're trying to save the store from turning into a homogenized conglomerate.

One clerk attempts to steal to make a point to his boss, another hopes to lose her virginity to an aging rock star and everyone generally has a fun musical time.

This boiler plate party film might not appeal to its intended teen audience, but it made me chuckle at the whimsical antics.

Library: Coquille.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112950/

Amazon: Empire Records


ADULTS ONLY, this film has a lot of sexual language. I paired these together because the director of Clerks and Mallrats displays a lot of teen angst in his earlier work. Though he had nothing to do with the above film.

This film features Smith himself over two nights discussing every aspect of his process and elements of his regular life. Jason Mewes who plays Jay to Smith's Silent Bob speaks for a few minutes on both DVDs.

They discuss their work with Ben Affleck and even cover a little about Matt Damon. They do not mention much about Jason Lee. At least I don't recall much mention of him.

I found it quite interesting but Smith really has a raunchy sense of humor. Some may find that off putting if not down right offensive. I squirmed a bit during some commentary.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346952/

Amazon: An Evening with Kevin Smith

Friday, November 20, 2009

Busy Blogger

I'm one busy blogger and haven't had a chance to watch any films this last week. Hopefully I'l have time this weekend to bang out a bunch and get back on track. Happy Holidays everybody!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

DVD Title Fatal Force:

These two bad boring films really didn't impress me. Lets start with the poor quality of the DVD and the fact that they failed to connect the two films.

Death Merchants involves Israel and Palestinian intrigue where the wrong man is lured into a trap by a beautiful woman. Terrorism = bad mmkay? Though we do have Jason Robards. Pity he didn't add any class to this film.

Deadly Recruits had something to do with murder and cults in the UK, but for the life of me I could not figure out what was going on. Just leave the disk on the shelf.

Library: Bandon & Coos Bay.

IMDB:
Death Merchants: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070812/
Deadly Recruits: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340655/

Amazon: The Death Merchants
Deadly Recruits


Death comedies really need something in order to be good. This didn't have "it." I do like Hank Azaria, but to call these people dysfunctional would insult the term. Everyone seems to fight over past resentments and all the stress makes the matriarch and new widow want to kill herself. I strongly suggest you avoid this lame duck.

Library: Bandon & Lakeside.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349416/

Amazon: Eulogy


An advertising agency puts subliminal messages in advertising for an election winning a victory for their client. When his best friend dies, executive Lee Majors, finds out what's going on and tries to stop his boss. Robert Mitchum and Valerie Perrine also star.

Not only was the plot, script and acting poor, but the quality of the sound and images detracted from the film. With more than a grade school effort, the film makers could have explored the topic in an interesting way. Instead, they seemed to mock the concept of subliminal advertising with their stupid ads and ridiculous plot.

I watched this film before and I may have posted a review. It somehow got lost off my list though. If you see it, leave a comment with the URL.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081989/

Amazon: Agency

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Soso Tuesday


Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a US Marshal in charge of protecting witness Vanessa Williams. When he gets accused of killing off other witnesses, he goes out on his own to clear his name. He hides Williams until she can testify.

Poor acting and convoluted plot made this pretty boring to watch. Arnold delivers some of the worst puns when fighting off some hungry alligators. I sat there rooting for the reptiles.

Library: VHS; Bandon, Coos bay, Coquille, Dora & North Bend. DVD; Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116213/

Amazon: Eraser


Lots of alpha males in this film. I think something went terribly wrong during the production because Steven Seagal gets top billing but isn't much in the film.

Terrorists hijack a 747 and place a bomb on board with enough nerve toxin to kill millions. Kurt Russell and John Leguizamo sneak aboard the plane midair and attempt to defuse the bomb without the hijackers finding out. Look for Halle Berry as the resourceful stewardess.

This was almost watchable but so unrealistic that it distracts from the enjoyment of the film. If you like the actors involved, have a watch. Otherwise, find something better.

Library: VHS; Lakeside. DVD; Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/

Amazon: Executive Decision


I wanted to find these people interesting but it just never happened. A group of interconnected stories about people who work for a long time community gathering spot in a racially diverse and improving Brooklyn, New York neighborhood.

We learn about the Jewish owner's plans to sell the place upsetting their employees. White executives talk openly about their plans to "improve" the neighborhood with bringing in upscale shops and pushing out the "riffraff."

The stories and emotions did seem real so they were well acted, but they didn't move me to CARE. Plus they left the story open ended. I prefer conclusions. I say avoid this one.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365020/

Amazon: Everyday People


This very strange film stars Elijah Wood as a young man traveling to the Ukraine to find the woman who saved his grandfather from a Nazi death squad. Honestly, I didn't understand much because it's part subtitled and I didn't watch it with my husband.

We get an interesting view of life inside a former Soviet Union run country. The struggles of the people as they try and figure out the story of this strange American show how long it takes to rebuild a country after completely changing political systems.

Though I am giving this a Soso rating, I do think it's worth watching. It's so different as to make for something worth commenting on. Tell me what you think.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404030/

Amazon: Everything Is Illuminated

Monday, November 16, 2009

Gem Review: Fahrenheit 9/11


Yep, ole Michael Moore has an agenda. He likes to poke fun at huge corporations and is especially hard on those that stomp on the little guy. He took a point of view that big oil, namely Saudi Arabia got treated with kid gloves after the attacks of September 11, 2001.

He points out how many Saudis participated in the attacks and yet members of their government got special protections and special access within the George W. Bush Whitehouse. Average Americans were forced to find alternative transportation where Saudi government officials were allowed to fly.

This film isn't supposed to be a Frontline report and make no mistake about his intentions. He draws connections that are tenuous at best. Most of the people involved in terrorism are radicals within their own country, but Moore's arguments are so fascinating.

Ironically, these documentaries attacking the rich and privileged have made him one of them. Watch and enjoy this intriguing film.

Weird, Bandon has three copies of the DVD. Coos Bay, Coquille, Lakeside, Myrtle Point and North Bend all have one too. Lakeside also has a VHS copy.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361596/

Buy this DVD from Amazon: Fahrenheit 9/11

Friday, November 13, 2009

SWOCC Gem List

Odd little anomaly about getting films from the college. You only have three days just like from Coos Bay or North bend, but you can place holds. It's a good thing. If you need more time, you can renew online and get it for an additional three days. Not many DVDs form the college, but check out these fine films.

Affluenza Have you considered the impact of what you buy on the world around you? Watch this and you will start.

A Class Divided Old but highly relevant documentary about prejudice.

The Color Purple Amazing family drama, adult themes.

Juno Pregnant teen sorts out her quirky life.

Smoke Signals (VHS ONLY) Modern Native American travel adventure. Charming and funny.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Watchable Dramas


My husband had a neat name for this film. He called it a spaghetti eastern. You know how they have western films made in Italy in the 70s, well this film has a feel like those. Very Asian with an interesting dub job. If you can do subtitles, have a watch that way. It may prove even more interesting.

Members of a mob chase down a a man trying to start a new life with his wife and child. There's a firefight but the man survives and the assassins fix up the place and leave with him. I'm not quite sure how this happened, but seeing them repair the bullet holes and stuff was very surreal.

Have a look at this inventive creation. If you can figure out what's going on, write me and enlighten me. ;) Do read the Amazon page with other people's reviews. They give a more complete picture of the film that I can.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796212/

Amazon: Exiled


Now THIS film felt like live action Anime. A married woman tries to get her memory back and figures out she's being held prisoner by her "husband." Turns out she's a kick ass chick trying to defy being turned into a drug mule. She finds herself being manipulated by the government.

It goes so many twisted unexpected directions it held a ton of edge of your seat action. Who can she trust and who will betray her? Are we ever sure?

Check out the French dialog but the dub job worked well for me.

Library: Myrtle Point.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402158/

Amazon: Empire of the Wolves


This mini-series stars Ed Harris as a put upon everyman just trying to take care of his family. He works for the matriarch "owner" of the town played by veteran actress Joanne Woodward. Her real life husband, Paul Newman gets in on the act as Ed's troublemaker father.

We see Philip Seymour Hoffman in flashbacks as the wealthy husband of Woodward. He supposedly ran off with his secretary. Helen Hunt, Aidan Quinn and Robin Wright Penn round out the cast. Marriages, divorces and unexpected turns make this a very interesting HBO series to watch.

Library: Bandon & Coos Bay.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376591/

Amazon: Empire Falls

Kevin Kline stars as an outstanding professor who teaches wealthy young men. Every year he has a contest where one boy wins special recognition. A new student comes along and he tries valiantly to teach him but ultimately the boy cheats and disappoints his mentor.

Cut to years later and the now men have a rematch for the contest. The cheater vows that he was influenced by his obnoxious pushy father into misbehaving and tells Kline he'll prove himself worthy. Do leopards change their spots and grow into wise honorable lions? Check it out and find out.

Library: Coquille, Lakeside & North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283530/

Amazon: The Emperor's Club (Widescreen Edition)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Good Review Fat: What No One Is Telling You


I knew most people who lose weight gain it back and I knew some of the details of this very interesting documentary before I sat down to watch. I even know a bit more than they talk about, but this gives a nice overview of the science behind weight loss.

One young man talks with a doctor about gastric bypass and ends up deciding to go that route. Another woman exercises hours a day in order to maintain her figure. Doctors talk about the bodies resistance to letting go of weight and how they're having serious problems finding solutions to the complex multi-system disease.

A few months back I reviewed Who Killed the Electric Car? and they had a list of causes for the death of the EV-1. This film explores the mainly medical aspects but with a few environmental factors figured in. One of the doctors believes the gut acts like a brain of sorts. He found out it has millions of nerve endings and researches how these play a role in obesity.

They talk about how large portions and use of sugary drinks helped increase our waistlines. How processed foods and convenience items deny our bodies nutrients so it wants MORE in order to get the minor amounts it needs. Creating a cycle of fat strage and starvation. Bet you never thought about a large person starving to death.

Pick up this fine film from SWOCC and North Bend and find all out about this fascinating topic.

IMDB:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007001/

Buy this DVD from Amazon: Fat - What No One Is Telling You

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Soso Tuesday

Three of these are based on fact and the fourth, while fiction, just seemed to fit with the others. They're all on the cusp of being watchable, but just left something out that I need to find them entertaining. Your results may vary. ;)


The allies didn't know what to do with the Jewish refuges after they were liberated from concentration camps so the Jews took it upon themselves to commandeer a boat and set sale for Palestine. They called this expedition "Exodus" after Moses' freeing the slaves.

Despite my nickname, I'm not Jewish and though I did know of this story, I didn't know the details. I would prefer a documentary to this film for anyone trying to learn history. Sadly, the film does not stand on it's own.

Paul Newman stars as the leader manipulating the system and fighting for the re-establishment of Israel. I wish they'd kept their focus or at least explained better what was going on. First the group is on the boat and then they're within a settlement running from some radical Muslims who are trying to kill them.

Toss in an American woman trying to adopt a girl and we're quite confused. Is this about Eva Marie Saint learning about Judaism, the refugee boat or the Jewish Muslim conflict. I can't tell. Interesting, but not enough to recommend.

Library: VHS; Bandon. DVD; Myrtle Point

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053804/

Amazon: Exodus


Some may accuse me of being influenced by politics in my review of this film, but I do try and make my judgements based on what I see, rather than how I vote. I wanted to understand the story of what happened to John McCain in a Vietnam Prison Camp.

Perhaps the book included details that would make this film make sense, but I haven't read it. I can't figure out what faith of fathers had to do with any of it? War sucks and none of us wants to be captured and I get that seeing that reminds us to be very careful with how we treat people, I don't understand the relevance.

What do military academy flash backs have to do with torture? How does it relate to faith of fathers or anyone else for that matter? I'm sorry this happened to Mr. McCain. I cannot recommend seeing this film. The special features didn't even reveal anything interesting.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0444626/

Amazon: Faith of My Fathers


Madonna stars as Argentine first lady Eva Perón and sings her way through the whole film. Antonio Banderas sings the narration. There's a lot going on here that may or may not have anything to do with the real person and her story.

Again, I don't know much about her real life and this musical didn't really enlighten me. I found the song story a bit annoying after a while. I prefer a musical with some speaking to it.

I wonder if Ms. Perón would appreciate the legacy this version gives her. I wouldn't. They make her seem like a scheming whore and I am not at all sure that's fair. It comes off sexist to my eyes.

Library: VHS; Coos Bay, Lakeside & North Bend. DVD; Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116250/

Amazon: Evita


I wonder what Donald Sutherland has against the British. He keeps playing World War II German spies. This time he finds out about D-Day invasion plans and tries to get them to his buddies by escaping by boat. A sudden storm sets him aground on a lonely island inhabited by a couple, their boy and an old caretaker.

Spy guy romances the unhappy wife and still tries to get his information to the Germans while the Brits try and stop him. Lots of intrigue, but ultimately unfocused. Nothing about this film made it remarkable.

Library: Bandon & North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082351/

Amazon: Eye of the Needle

Monday, November 9, 2009

Mixed Up Week Watchable Monday

Since I folled around and didn't get reviews done last week, I'm just gonna mix it up this week! My list is FULL TO THE BRIM of watchables so I am going to just review a bunch of them today.



Cate Blanchett lords over this dramatic interpretation of real events where plots upon plots show how uneasy rests the head that wears the crown. The Spanish armada attempts to attack England and finds them thwarted by the sea and Sir Walter Raleigh. Look for Clive Owen in that role. He also makes eyes at the queen.

The costuming pushed it into being a better film than I think the acting and writing made it. The color, texture and sounds of the dresses were enough to make a designer fall in love.

They should have stuck to a more clearly defined aspect of the monarch without all the convoluted extras. Make references to the attempts on her life but keep us in the exciting bits. Save the other stuff for a sequel or something. I got bored. I shouldn't get bored watching a film about one of the greatest monarchs ever to live. Oh, wait, this IS a sequel. UGH.

Library: Bandon, Coos Bay, North Bend & SWOCC.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414055/

Amazon: Elizabeth - The Golden Age (Widescreen Edition)



Hugh Grant went to the 'be yourself only not' school of acting and nothing about this film changed that, but it's quite a nice little two hours of quirk. A pair of surveyors go into a little village and determine that a local mountain sits just a few short feat below that designation.

When the townsfolk hear of the findings they get together and decide to "add" to the mound and make it a mountain again. Grant falls in love with a girl and the community and helps and stays to resurvey. Truly a story of the little town that could. It'll inspire you to make a mountain.

Library: VHS; Bandon & North Bend. DVD; Myrtle Point.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112966/

Amazon: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain


Two precocious little girl cousins take photographs of fairies in order to cheer up their parents. Buoyed by the images, the adults consult with people interested in the occult and the images make their way to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle played by Peter O'Toole. He shows them to his friend magician Harry Houdini (Harvey Keitel) who tries to disprove the story but in this film does not.

I read that Doyle considered himself duped by the photograph, but the story isn't really about them. They even seem an afterthought. The family dynamics dominate the film. It's quite sweet and intended to ask us all about the nature of belief.

I once saw four different rainbows during a trip to Scotland. How can I NOT believe in fairies!

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119095/

Amazon: Fairy Tale - A True Story

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Distracted this week

I'll do a ton of make up posts soon. I'm just too distracted this week.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Good Review: Seven Pounds


A friend recommended this tearjerker and I thought I'd pick it up. Though you wont "love" this film it WILL make you think. Will Smith draws us in wondering what kind of an asshole he's playing. We see him badger a blind man, Woody Harrelson, for no good reason. Then he calls on a sick man running a nursing home.

As the story unfolds, it's clear there's some kind of memory of something gone terribly wrong with his life. Flash backs of a woman, wealth and workaholic aerospace entrepreneur show a vastly different more confident nicer human. Why would such a man turn into a jerk IRS agent.

When he starts investigating beautiful Rosario Dawson who needs a heart transplant, we start to get a creepy feeling this is going somewhere weird. They begin flirting and she shows him the intimacies of her business. One of her old printing machines needs repair and he sneaks in and fixes it while she's asleep.

What would you do for love? What would you do to appease your guilt? Though painful to watch, I found the story riveting.

Check this DVD out from Bandon, Coquille, Dora, Lakeside, Myrtle Point, North Bend, Powers and SWOCC. I guess Coos Bay needs to get a copy too.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814314/

Buy this DVD from Amazon: Seven Pounds

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Powers Gem List

My husband and I have a fondness for this library though we've only been in it once and it wasn't to check out books or DVDs. When we called around to be married the only person available on short notice was a municipal judge for Powers. Our plan was to just stand outside and do the ceremenoy, but I had a bad head cold that day and rather than bugging the person with the key to the courthouse we all went into the library.

My husband and I met in a science fiction themed chat room in the mid 90s so appropriately we took our vows in that section. Though that was mere happenstance.

Enjoy these handful of Gems.

The Bucket List Dying old men explore the world together.

Collateral Strange twists and turns with a cabby and criminal battling each other.

Definitely, Maybe Sweet romantic comedy.

Enter the Lone Ranger The first few episodes of the original black and white film serials.

Eragon Family friendly fantasy.

Juno Pregnant teen sorts out her quirky life.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Cute teen girl flick about a pair of magical pants that fits all four girls.

Spanglish Though Adam Sandler and Téa Leoni get top billing the story is truly stars Paz Vega.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dog Thursday


This felt like a lame and slow Jane Austin novel. Some relatives of an American family arrive and insinuate themselves into the local society. We're never sure if they are conning the family or if they're real. I had to catch myself before I nodded off. Leave it on the library shelf.

Library: Bandon & Powers.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079123/

Amazon: The Europeans (The Merchant Ivory Collection)


Completely forgettable Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman stinker had them feigning Irish accents. Ron Howard directed this who cares epic about a couple moving to America and trying to start a new life. Yawn.

Library: VHS; Dora & Powers. DVD; Bandon, Dora & Myrtle Point.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104231/

Amazon: Far and Away


This tale of a family filled with drama lost me from the start. The poor translations and sound dubbing distracted, but I don't understand why it's titled for the children, or who's point of view I'm supposed to focus on.

Famed director Ingmar Bergman made this toward the end of his life. For huge fans of foreign language and or the director, view it in the original language and leave a comment. I'd like to understand what all the praise is about.

Library: Bandon & North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083922/

Amazon: Fanny and Alexander (The Theatrical Version) - Criterion Collection

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Watchable Wednesday


This futuristic tale of a company that enslaves people without them realizing they're enslaved. They sign contracts to give up their bodies for a period of years. Their minds are supposedly stored inside a computer hard drive like device.

Creator Joss Whedon likes to use actors and actresses from his previous series. Eliza Dushku stars as Echo, the most popular "doll." She worked for him in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" vampire themed series.

The series still runs on Fox, but I suspect it's struggling with the final episode on the DVD appearing a series closer. I doubt it aired. The stories feed into conspiracy and serialized plot lines that pique our interest, but ultimately let us down when they end rather conventionally. Watchable none the less.

Library: North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135300/

Amazon: Dollhouse: Season One


The library has several seasons of this award winning series about a Cook County Emergency Room. For a few years the plots and trauma tended a bit on the unusual side and held my interest.

George Clooney honed his acting skills, Noah Wyle and Julianna Margulies started their carreers and many of us grew very fond of Anthony Edwards character Dr. Mark Greene. I started losing interest in the show when they started torturing the poor doctors. From HIV to brain tumors and beyond, it got rediculous.

Then they changed staff and started all over again with a new batch to torture.
Anthony Edwards played a doctor everyone loved to hate, adorable Goran Visnjic used his tall, dark, handsome and foreign wiles to make the nurses swoon and Maura Tierney went from beloved nurse to doctor.

With 15 seasons, I'm leaving out many people. Look over the IMDB for your favorites and feel free to leave a comment. The library appears to only have the first few seasons.

Library: Coquille & North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108757/

Amazon: ER - The Complete First Season
ER - The Complete Second Season
ER - The Complete Third Season


David Schwimmer plays an alcoholic divorced father just tries to keep his life together. Normally I don't like watching people who drink, but this guy does try and make his life work. Janeane Garofalo shows up as his ex-wife.

It's not for everyone, it's quite dark but well acted by all those involved. It felt "real" to me and the attempt at sorting out life and just failing miserably left me feeling so sorry for this guy.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398982/

Amazon: Duane Hopwood


Eric Leiser creates a series of image filled films that mesmerize and enchant. Though I have no idea what was going on, the sounds and images just look neat. Not something to gather all your buddies around to watch, but quite interesting to see once.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829159/

Amazon: Eclectic Shorts by Eric Leiser

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Documentary Soso List


Dudley Moore voices the narration on this quite boring comparison to farm animals and their free living cousins. The producers think that lots of flashing from topic to topic will hold the interest of modern children. I think they totally miss how amazing the world really is. This video IS for kids, they might find some of it interesting.

Library: VHS; Coquille. DVD; Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482421/

Amazon: National Geographic Really Wild Animals Farmyard Friends

Eyewitness Ocean

This DVD explores the myths and legends related to the oceans. Quite boring and forgettable. I couldn't find additional information on the Internet Movie Database. I even looked under narrator Martin Sheen, no luck. Use the Amazon link to find out more.

Library: Myrtle Point & North Bend.

IMDB: NO INFO

Amazon: Eyewitness: Ocean


Gene Wilder narrates this film all about the Chicago Worlds Fair of 1893. Truly fascinating subject, but I felt told very badly. I understand very little survived from the amazing event, but the focus jumped all over the place. I didn't like the stock current shots juxtaposed with drawings and sparse photography.

It went on much too long. If you're in the library, pick up a book on the topic. Then you can just scan through the interesting bits without having to sit through this dull bit of fluff.

Library: Bandon & North Bend.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455940/

Amazon: EXPO - Magic of the White City DVD


This film tells the story of explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton who tries to be the first to cross the Antarctic continent. He and his crew of 27 fail miserably, but remarkably they all survive. Interesting video and photography and an intriguing tale, just again, told badly.

I find it truly surprising that these people didn't die from the poor planning and lack of leadership. Pick up a book on the topic, why waste a couple of hours on a film?

Library: Bandon

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264578/

Amazon: The Endurance - Shackleton's Legendary Antarctic Expedition

Monday, October 26, 2009

Repost of Old Gem: The Closer


Today I'm doing a bit of a recap on this series. I noticed two more seasons came up on the list and wanted to alert you to their availability. I like that in seasons three and four the main character, Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson, begins to mature. She starts to stand up for herself with her overbearing father and becomes engaged to her long time boyfriend.

Lots of times series fail to let characters have a real life fearing that it will interfere with the story telling. I think it enhances things to make things more "normal." I am adding links to the old message found by clicking the title at the top of the page. Happy watching!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Myrtle Point Gem List

Enjoy these 25 great films from Myrtle Point. Remember, it's easy to place a hold on films either in person or from the library website. Log on to: Coos County Library System and search for any one of these charmers.

About a Boy Sweet story about a grown up boy who meets a boy who's grown up too fast.

Amazing Adventure A spoiled rich man makes a bet with his doctor to live in poverty an entire year. Early Cary Grant SWOON!

The Apartment A young hard working office executive wanna-be trades evenings at his apartment for the hope of work advancement. Won the Oscar for Best Picture and should have won Best Actor Jack Lemmon and Best Actress Shirley MacLaine.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Silly cult classic that's so bad it's funny.

Because of Winn-Dixie Family friendly dog tale about an uprooted little girl and the dog she befriends.

Broken Trail Nice un-western western with Robert Duvall and Thomas Haden Church.

The Bucket List Dying old men explore the world together.

Capote Another bio pic this time of the author interviewed the killers for his book, In Cold Blood.

Chisum Rugged western starring John Wayne as a rancher who runs a vast New Mexico spread where he raises cattle. He protects himself and other ranchers from rustlers and tries to keep the land accessible to other less fortunate cattlemen.

Das Boot Gripping tale of a u-boat and its crew in the waning years of World War II.

A Day at the Races Marx Brothers mayhem. Family funny.

Doctor Who Twenty-first century version of the long running British TV program.

Dreamgirls Fictionalized account of the rise of a girl group from Motown.

Duma Delightful family friendly story of a boy and his pet cheetah.

Ever After Spunky Cinderella story starring Drew Barrymore.

Juno Pregnant teen sorts out her quirky life.

Last King of Scotland Scary bio pic of the life of Ugandan leader Idi Amin.

Little Miss Sunshine Very much an adult film, despite the name and the outstanding kid actress. I laughed until tears poured down my face.

Pan's Labyrinth Spanish language fantasy.

Serenity Movie finale to the science fiction series Firefly about a ship full of ragamuffins.

Sicko Michael Moore documentary about health care. Interesting no matter what side you find yourself on.

South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut Very ADULT animated long version of the Comedy Central series about four fourth grade boys. Lots of humor they couldn't put in the TV series.

Spanglish Though Adam Sandler and Téa Leoni get top billing the story is truly stars Paz Vega.

Stardust Fallen celestial fantasy.

The World's Fastest Indian Outstanding film about one man's perseverance.

Thursday, October 22, 2009


So bad I chose not to watch more than the first five minutes. Send a comment if you want to write a review. I can't believe I checked it out twice. If I reviewed this before, I can't find it on the site. Look for Lorenzo Lamas if you want to see it.

Library: Bandon

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367136/

Amazon: 13 Dead Men


I can't believe this badly made flick has more than one copy at the library. I've made no bones about disliking cheaters and mobsters and here we have both. This character works for the mob when he wants, but he's always up in people's face about what's right and it's no surprise he hardly gets anywhere in the organization. He cheats on his girl too.

This features very early Joe Pesci work and I figure someone thought he was worth watching. The main character collects debts for his mobster overlords, but we're not sure why they put up with his attitude. Avoid.

Library: Bandon & Coos Bay (maybe)

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072855/

Amazon: Family Enforcer


Chalk this one up as a badly titled film. The quake had little do do with the plot, I guess they just wanted to capitalize on the idea. An undercover cop, Traci Lords, gets pulled off an assignment to transport a mobster and finds out she's being set up.

Lots of explosions and special effects wasted on this crappy plot. Lords can do a good job, but they didn't give her anything decent to say.

Library: Bandon

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233656/

Amazon: Epicenter

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Watchable Review: 8MM


Glorified violence turns my stomach. This film explores that kind of exploitation with its own brutality, but I believe to the purpose of good. I don't want to see this ever again, yet the compelling well acted story kept me at the edge of my seat.

A wealthy widow finds a pornographic film depicting the brutal death of a young woman. She assigns an investigator to discreetly research the film and he goes on a dance with the devils involved.

Nicolas Cage broadens his acting range in this role as vengeful protector of the innocent voiceless murdered girl. We see opportunistic porn producers glorify the worst deviant human behavior as Cage struggles to keep himself on the trail.

He meets up with a decent but slightly twisted young man, Joaquin Phoenix, who helps him explore the underbelly of the pornography world. I believe there are people that use the young and vulnerable without regard to their welfare, but thankfully I don't think there are very many who go this far. At least I don't want to know if this world exists as portrayed.

Myrtle Point has the DVD and look for VHS copies in Coquille and Powers.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134273/

Amazon: 8MM

Agatha Christie Soso List


They told this dramatic semi-bio pic in the style of one of her mysteries and while that might have worked with a better script and director, this fell on its face. Flashing forward and backward in time leaves one with a sense of disorientation that could entertain if there were some purpose to it. Here it only leaves the viewer confused.

Christie herself creates a media frenzy after she disappears and claims amnesia. The filmmakers seem to imply a true breakdown and there were lots of reasons that might be true, but it could just as easily have been a publicity stunt.

I'm sure fans of the author would enjoy this snippet of her character, but the casual viewer might find it a bit convoluted and dull. I felt they revealed nothing of her character in later life and I don't know why they even included that. Plus her whole second marriage story seemed a rushed afterthought.

Hmm, the library website tells me the film with this title has only a VHS copy in Bandon, but I know it's DVD format.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426394/

Amazon: Agatha Christie - A Life in Pictures

Agatha Christie Marple series 2
BBC Series

These films all rate about the same, I felt high end of Soso or a little better for a true fan. Geraldine McEwan plays a sweet dotery Miss Marple in each episode. Perhaps the complicated plots that detract from my enjoyment may just be the nature of Agatha Christie's original stories. These play frequently on PBS so you may not need to go to the library to see them. Look for the collection at the Myrtle Point branch. I will not review any further DVDs in this series. I find they all run about the same level of quality. Find an Amazon link at the bottom of the post.


Marple: Sleeping Murder

Energetic young Gwenda Halliday finds a house she wants to live in after she marries only to discover a vision of murder in her hallway. After Miss Marple is brought in to investigate they find this isn't Gwenda's first stay in the house.

Her father died along the cliffs there just after his wife to be leaves him. Plots and sub plots lead to finding the fiance murdered along with a maid asked to recount her recollections. Suspects include the comedy troop the wife to be worked in before meeting her man, the man himself and her older brother.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472135/


Tuppence Beresford and Miss Jane Marple set out to investigate the disappearance a guest at a retirement home after Beresford aunt dies suddenly. They have a strange painting and set out to find the house depicted in it's design.

A false trail of witches distract the pair from finding the old woman and the cottage. But eventually the sleuths ferret out the truth about the murder of the aunt and a village child.

IMDB; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489227/


Poison pen letters drive an acquaintance of Miss Jane Marple's to suicide and while she's there for the funeral others die as a result of the accusatory letters. Brother and sister Jerry and Joanna Burton help sleuth out the suspects from the village elite.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479955/


I didn't expect Timothy Dalton to show up in a BBC mystery series and his ward looks a lot like the blond Bond guy, but it's not him. He plays a possible future prime minister candidate who gets murdered at a snow bound hotel near his home.

We learn all about his sordid past and all the people who want him dead. It seems when people die in these series they deserve it. Boy did this guy. He murdered an archaeologist years before and stole riches from a tomb in Egypt.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491050/

Amazon: Agatha Christie's Marple: Series 2

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Blog Blues

Well, not really. I live a pretty positive happy life and I keep the blues away on purpose. I spent a lot of my life being unhappy and now I just refuse to be that way without a darn good reason.

I've been reading a book on marketing and the writer, Seth Godin, talks about doing something "remarkable" so that your customers tell their friends about what your business is doing. I thought, I'm not remarkable. Well, *I* am, but the blog isn't. That's OK, honest. I just thought, hmm what can I do to change that. How could I possibly make writing this thing something you want to tell your friends to read.

Tons of folks write reviews. I thought maybe it would be a fun niche to focus on the library. I STILL love it, suprising considering I tend to be flakey and quit doing things after a while.

It's still just so much fun popping a film in and finding something different and going WOW. So I keep getting the DVDs and keep picking through the dogs in order to celebrate the gems.

I plan to stretching myself to write more remarkable posts. I realized that I can do that with bad as well as good ones. Ok, so now I have a solid beat the blog blues plan. Feel free to comment on posts. I want to hear from you.

I'll try and hit a double post tomorrow. I just wanted to share something different today.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Good Review: Fallen Angel


I find it rare to see a story told out of order work so well. This BBC mini series tells the tale in three distinct parts, starting with the most recent events and going to the oldest.

We see the life of a young woman unravel to the point where she kidnaps a little girl, but her motives stem from her own childhood resentments. As the tale goes on, we see more how the older members of her family failed to get her the mental help she needed.

Emilia Fox plays the title role as Rosie 'Angel' Byfield. She manipulates a pedophile into helping her kidnap little girls and finally plots to take the daughter of her rival. In the second episode, we see her as a young woman struggling with a new stepmother and a mysterious drug using boyfriend. Finally, we see her childhood where her mother kills herself after being suspected of stabbing senile grandpa.

We need all three episodes for a complete picture of who this girl becomes. Each tale shines a light on a different corner of her mind, but leaves enough up in the air to draw us to the next part. It explores side plots of working mothers, relationship dynamics and faith without ever pushing any topic in your face.

Check out this intriguing drama from Coquille.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0939235/

Buy it from Amazon: Fallen Angel

Friday, October 16, 2009

Bandon Gem List

Bandon has the most DVD Gems by far with 65. As with all my posts I encourage you to post any comments good or bad. Also, I have only you to help me catch errors I've made, so feel free to bring those to my attention too. Enjoy!

10 Items or Less Fictional story about an actor researching a role at a convenience
store. Morgan Freeman and Paz Vega star.

13 Rue Madeleine Very entertaining Word War II spy story.

3:10 to Yuma Old west sheriff tries to take a bad guy to the train. Very well acted.

1000 Journals Documentary about an intriguing worldwide art project.

About a Boy Sweet story about a grown up boy who meets a boy who's grown up too fast.

Aeon Flux Charlize Theron stars in this weird mix between the Matrix and the Sixth Day. It surpassed both in story quality, acting and look.

Airplane! Spoof on flying related disaster films from the 60s and 70s.

All the Kings Men Fictionalized account of legendary politician Huey Long's life, Sean Penn transforms himself from a humble mayor into a man of the people.

The American President Andrew Shepherd lost his wife before his first election and now during his second, he meets a lovely lobbyist. Their relationship causes him some political trouble. Funny and touching.

American Splendor Odd character, Harvey Pekar, bumbles along in his real life and creates a popular comic book.

Baadasssss! True story of filmmaker Melvin Van Peeble self promoted and distributed film about life in the African-American community.

Babe Sweet tale of a sheep herding pig and the farmer who believes in him.

Bagdad Cafe Quirky story of strange goings on at a California desert truck stop.

Beautiful Thing and Better Than Chocolate Two separate sweet stories of gay romance.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour I don't care where yall be from these guys is FUNNY. (Bad English intentional. )

Blue Vinyl Environmental concerns over PVC drive a daughter to replace her parent's siding.

Broken Trail Nice un-western western with Robert Duvall and Thomas Haden Church.

The Bucket List Dying old men explore the world together.

Bullitt Old school cop thriller staring Steve McQueen.

Capote Another bio pic this time of the author interviewed the killers for his book, In Cold Blood.

Chestnut: Hero of Central Park Sweet family friendly tale of two little orphan girl's love for their found dog.

Chocolate Rather strange woman opens a sweets shop in a small French town. She has a sixth sense about people and their favorite tastes.

Chuck Jones: Extremes & In-betweens, a Life in Animation Lovely documentary of the legendary animator.

The Closer Cable series about a lady cop who manipulates defendants to confess.

Code 46 Weird controlled future where travel restrictions prevent people from going wherever they want. Tim Robbins falls for the wrong girl and pays the price.

Collateral Strange twists and turns with a cabby and criminal battling each other.

The Color Purple Amazing family drama, adult themes.

The Commitments An Irish lad forms a rock band and they hit it big until the inevitable infighting breaks them apart.

Dave Comedy about the president of the United States getting replaced with an impersonator. Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver star.

Deadwood Western series, adult only, season one and two.

A Decade Under the Influence This series of programs speaks with actors, directors and producers on the topic of film in the 1970s.

Definitely, Maybe Sweet romantic comedy.

Dexter Creepy serial killer of serial killers, very adult themes.

The Dick Van Dyke Show Black and white, comedy writing dad situation comedy from
the 60's.

Dirty Pretty Things This outstanding UK drama tells the story of the lengths immigrants go to in order to survive.

D.L. Hughley Unapologetic Showtime comedy special.

Doctor Who Twenty-first century version of the long running British TV program.

Dreamgirls Fictionalized account of the rise of a girl group from Motown.

Dumbo! Disney classic animated children's film about a flying elephant.

Eagle vs Shark Quirky romantic comedy about a outcasts who find each other.

Eagles: Hell Freezes Over The classic rock band reunites after decades apart.

Eddie Izzard: Circle Cross dressing comic stands up for his views of the world.

The Emperor's New Clothes Napoleon tries to regain is throne and finds joy in the simpler things in life.

Enter the Lone Ranger The first few episodes of the original black and white film serials.

Eragon Family friendly fantasy.

Fail-safe Compelling and well acted 60s era nuclear war drama.

The Fifth Element Futuristic stunning romantic "dramedy" staring Bruce Willis as a former military cab driving maniac who's enlisted to save the world. A pretty girl falls into his cab and he falls for her doe eyed good looks.

Forbidden Planet Mad scientist, Walter Pidgeon, and his daughter live alone on an amazing alien planet until Leslie Nielsen flies down in his space ship to check out the place. Scary monsters and robots make for interesting interactions.

Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life George Baily finds out he's worthwhile after all. Holiday Classic.

Galaxy Quest Mmm spacey. A group of science fiction actors get caught up in a real live space opera. Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman star.

The Incredibles A family of animated super heroes fight an evil genius. Suitable for the entire brood.

Juno Pregnant teen sorts out her quirky life.

Last King of Scotland Scary bio pic of the life of Ugandan leader Idi Amin.

Little Miss Sunshine Very much an adult film, despite the name and the outstanding kid actress. I laughed until tears poured down my face.

My Fellow Americans Two former presidents uncover a plot to kill them and they go on the run. Preposterously funny.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? Based on Homer's epic poem the Odyssey, directors Joel Coen and his brother Ethan Coen, send us on a wild tale set in the depression era.

Pan's Labyrinth Spanish language fantasy.

Plesantville A teen boy and his sister get drawn into a 50s era TV show and learn the value of color and genuine passion.

Sicko Michael Moore documentary about health care. Interesting no matter what side you find yourself on.

South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut Very ADULT animated long version of the Comedy Central series about four fourth grade boys. Lots of humor they couldn't put in the TV series.

Spanglish Though Adam Sandler and Téa Leoni get top billing the story is truly stars Paz Vega.

Stardust Fallen celestial fantasy.

The Visitor Love a great character driven drama? This is for you.

Working Girl Secretary makes a big business deal while her boss is away. Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford star.

The World's Fastest Indian Outstanding film about one man's perseverance.