Thursday, January 29, 2009

Gross Dog Thursday


Shock comic Andrew Dice Clay plays a "detective" who works with entertainment clients. Truly if you know who Clay is you know the type of sexist jerk humor presented in this film.Lets just say it's not something I ever want to see again.

Library: Bandon

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098987/

Amazon: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane


Where do I begin? This moronic view of science left me cold. ;) Seriously, the idea that anywhere on the planet could be absolute zero is preposterous! Let alone that we could "hide" from it in a lab. All this is supposed to happen in Miami, no less. I'd roll my eyes but they might freeze that way. AVOID!!

Library: Bandon & Coos Bay

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451998/

Amazon: Absolute Zero


John Hughes lost his mind or something. This piece of crap came from him and stars Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano and Cynthia Nixon. Few of which you will recognize. Do not ask me about the stupid rehashed kidnapping plot, because I fast forwarded through just to see if anything amusing happened. Nope. Please, it's not even good for a kid. No way no how.

Library: Myrtle Point

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109190/

Amazon: Baby's Day Out


Cross dressing Charles Busch plays a Hollywood socialite who supposedly tries to kill her husband. This mixed up subplot upon subplot haphazard film felt like a college project gone very wrong. Look for the comedy stylings of Jason Priestley, rather, don't as he's as terrible as everyone else in this stinker.

Library: Bandon

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322023/

Amazon: Die Mommie Die!

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