Thursday, September 10, 2009

Random Unrelated Dogs


They just jump right into this film without sharing with us the back story about these guys. We aren't taught to see them as interesting people so we don't know to cheer or boo at their misfortunes.

Dean Cain never was much of an actor, same with Andy Dick or Luke Wilson. I know Drew Barrymore has the ability to do a good job, but this script left her with nothing to do. Take a pass on this puppy.

Library: DVD; Coos Bay & Powers. VHS; Lakeside.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118702/

Amazon: Best Men


Oh, just pass by this film featuring a bunch of dirty cops doing their bad stuff. I really like Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman but alas they could do nothing to save us from the terrible acting of Justin Timberlake or LL Cool J.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389957/

Amazon: Edison Force


Arnold Schwarzenegger reluctantly tries to save the world from the devil. Gabriel Byrne plays Satan with a mean face. Personally, I figure Lucifer will come to the world with more charm. Woo us to hell with his promises and then make us suffer later. I mean if I were gonna write the story. Since they didn't use any of my creative force, I unrecommend this film.

Library: DVD; Bandon. VHS; Coos Bay.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146675/

Amazon: End of Days


While picnicking in a park with his girlfriend, a man sees a little boy float away in a balloon. Half a dozen folks try and hold the baloon and several of them fly away. One man dies when they all drop. One guy starts stalking the one at the picnic. It just got creepy and weird and I don't understand the point AT ALL.

Library: Bandon.

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375735/

Amazon: Love's Enduring Promise

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