Saturday, July 19, 2008


OMG Okay, so I'm a liberal and all that but man the stupidity of this plot and the bad acting almost made this funny. First, mysteriously the sky starts killing people because of the depleted ozone hole forming near Los Angeles. Nobody told me the sky would make you dizzy and disoriented.

I think John Corbett is a cutie and a half. Too bad he did this just for the check. I've seen more emotion from my lawn elf. Bradley Whitford faired no better. Lets just say no one ever expects much from science fiction TV mainstays like Ben Browder or John Billingsley.

I figure the library got this as a gift. I sure hope they didn't spend anything for this turkey. Up for a laugh? Look in Bandon for the DVD.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171746/

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Countdown: The Sky's on Fire

Friday, July 18, 2008

Movie Review: Crazy in Alabama


I first saw this film on cable back when we had Starz and I just watched it every time it was on. Melanie Griffith stars as a mother and aunt with big dreams to go to Hollywood. Her abusive husband tries to suppress her dreams so she kills him and sets out on her trip.

She leaves her children with her mother who is caring for a pair of her nephews. The boys are more than the older woman can handle with all the new kids, so she sends them to live with their uncle. Set in 1965, One of the boys, Pjoe, witnesses the sheriff pull a black boy off a fence and kill him.

Very convoluted story, yes, but it keeps you interested throughout. Antonio Banderas does a really good directing job. Look for the DVD in Myrtle Point, Coos Bay and North Bend.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0142201/

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Crazy in Alabama

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

What's going on with this blog

Hey there. I decided not to do a review today to tell you what's going on with this place. I was looking over my list of films and I'm currently out of films I consider Gems. I will sometimes pick from my personal collection and so jump ahead in the alphabet.

Apparently I have my own take on a lot of things as evidence from the IMDB ratings of some of the films I hate and others love. Plus, some that just thrill me, tend to be less popular with others. It's soooo subjective!

In order to help me with my other blog, I've been reading about business and marketing. I read this book called The long tail : why the future of business is selling less of more by Chris Anderson. It talks about how niche markets are driving sales in areas overlooked by traditional retailers. That's fancy talk for some people really like science fiction, horror or other genres and some hate these kinds of films.

What does this mean to you? Well really my "market" has two distinct parts. I started this to help people find films at the Coos County Library System. I stumbled on the idea to start reviewing just what I was finding off the shelves. Their online system is really quite amazing. Even if you aren't in Coos County please click and check it out. Anyone can look up items even if you're not in the area. That's pretty neat, if you ask me.

My second "market" are people who I know on the internet who I asked to look at my blog and help me with comments and errors. For a while, I had the idea some of them might want to "rent" from Amazon and I was putting in links to the films when I found them. Then I realized, it was a little bit of a waste of time and expensive IMHO. So I stopped the Unbox links. If anyone wants them back. let me know.

In case it is a mystery to you, I love science fiction. I'll give them more benefit of the doubt when I review. Though I do like anything well acted with a decent story and interesting scenery. I like alternative lifestyles and seeing different cultures. I'm proud of my liberal leanings and will never apologize for this.

I don't like violence and cavalier attitudes that celebrates moral decay. Oft lauded films like Clerks and the Godfather come to mind. While I like many aspects of Bladerunner, I don't like and still don't get the violence. Maybe it's just the cooperative chickness of me. I just see it as stupid and ineffective.

One last thing before I end this very long post. Anyone new to this blog, check out both my Dog and my Gem list. That'll give you a great idea who I am. If we have some common ground, GREAT, stay and read more. If not, that's fine too. Leave a comment and explain why I am wrong. I respect your input.

Have a great day

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Movie Review: Coma


Michael Douglas and Geneviève Bujold star as a pair of doctors who stumble upon a hospital mystery where healthy people are going into comas from simple operations. The lady doctor traces the patients to an institute that cares for coma sufferers, but something seems very weird.

The lady doctor seems to go a bit crazy after she finds out her friend becomes one of the coma patients. She starts to think everyone, including her lover Douglas are out to get her. Some of the suspense held my interest but the way in which the story progressed detracted from it's believability.

Look in Myrtle Point for the DVD. It seems strange this older film doesn't have any VHS copies, but that is indeed the case.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077355/

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Coma

Monday, July 14, 2008

Movie Review: Plesantville


A pair of sibling teens fight over the remote and end up in the fantasy TV world where everything is black and white. Tobey Maguire stars with Reese Witherspoon as his sister. They find themselves stuck in a world where everything goes right until they start to change things, adding passion coloring the dull world.

While many films tackle the concept of prejudice in a stark unyielding way, Pleasantville takes a poignant and often humorous tack. They still show all the dark and ugly ways people act, and then contrast it with bringing out the passionate joy that comes from creating something beautiful, or learning what you truly love.

These performers showed me they have so much more going on with themselves. Joan Allen plays the pearl wearing typical 50s era mom discovering herself, contrasted against her William H. Macy who takes longer to find his passion. Jeff Daniels character on the other hand, jumps in deep with both feet. He paints the town any color he can find.

Do check out the special features on the DVD. It's so interesting how they use "green screen" with the makeup and to mix black and white with colored images. Bandon has the only copy of this fine DVD, but look for the VHS in Dora, Powers, Coos Bay, North Bend and also Bandon.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120789/

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Pleasantville (New Line Platinum Series)

Friday, July 11, 2008

Movie Review: The Coroner


This film opens at a strip club and we see one of the girls stalked to her car and kidnapped. I guess the makers thought that would be wonderfully dramatic, but it just made me skip. So I forwarded a few scenes ahead looking for some reason to watch this film, alas, not a single reason to stop.

Bad acting and stupid plot congealed into this waste of space. Possibly the worst movie ever to suffer through even on fast forward and skip. Glutton for punishing B movie horror? Look in Dora for the DVD

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121152/

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The Coroner

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Three watchables


Arnold Schwarzenegger stars a retired commando who gets caught up in a private war when a dictator kidnaps his daughter. This classic Arnold thrills with lots of action and silly plot. Bullets fly and the bad guys fall.

Good for a popcorn filled afternoon of mindless entertainment. North Bend has the DVD and Bandon has the VHS.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088944/

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Commando (Director's Cut)


In another action packed adventure, Sylvester Stallone, stars as a climber who tries to rescue some bad guys from a mountain. They're true aims are to find their missing loot and kill anyone who gets in their way.

Bandon has the DVD and VHS, additional tapes in Myrtle Point, Lakeside and North Bend.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106582/

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Cliffhanger (Collector's Edition)


When I grabbed this the plot didn't really excite me, but the film itself is much better than the description. Charles Bronson runs a boat charter and lives with his pretty wife until his past sneaks up on him.

A group of drug smugglers force him to help them when they break in and hold his wife and stepdaughter hostage He turns the tables on them and starts picking them off one by one. The production values are a bit low, yet it held my interest throughout.

Head on out to Bandon, Coquille and Lakeside for this interesting DVD. North Bend has a copy on VHS.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066970/

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Cold Sweat

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Movie Review: Cider House Rules


I'm a big fan of Tobey Maguire so it was easy to like this film. Be aware that it tackles many issues in a way that some conservative types might squirm over. Michael Caine plays a doctor who runs a home for orphans and in secret performs abortions for women.

Charlize Theron comes along with her fiance to end an unwanted pregnancy. Enamored owith Theron, Maguire decides to go off with them. He lives with a black family in the Cider house of the man's rich family. While her man is away at war Theron cheats on him with the young man orphan.

Well acted all around. The story is rather convoluted and didn't rise to the level of gem for that reason. Look in Bandon and North Bend for the DVD and the VHS copies are in Coos Bay, Coquille and North Bend.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124315/

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The Cider House Rules (Miramax Collector's Series)

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Movie Review: The Confession


A devout older Jewish man played brilliantly by Ben Kingsley kills a clerk, a nurse and a doctor for failing to help his son. Amy Irving plays his distraught wife. Alec Baldwin plays the lawyer with political aspirations who tries to have his client plead insanity.

This thriller has no focus and it's totally unclear which man this film is about. Both characters receive equal time and the subplot doesn't draw you in it leaves you confused. We don't care about these people. Though the actors tried their best, I could see no way for this puzzle to go together.

Take a look in Bandon for the DVD.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128137/

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The Confession

Monday, July 7, 2008

Movie Review: City Slickers


Billy Crystal stars as a New York family man who has a mid-life crisis where he gets it into his head to go on a cattle drive. Jack Palance wins himself an Oscar nod for his portrayal of grizzled old saddle hand Curly Washburn.

Though this has way more humor than a dramedy should, you'll start to feel saddle sore and determined to get them dogies home. Hopefully you don't need to go through what Crystal's character does just to learn to value friendship, family and life itself.

I had this on my good list until I ran out of gems. I decided to up it's status and I'm glad I did. It really is a fun entertaining movie. Coos Bay has the only copy of the DVD. Coquille, Coos Bay, Dora, North Bend and Myrtle Point all have it on VHS. I would avoid the sequel, it's just the same movie for no apparent reason.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101587/

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City Slickers

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Movie Review: The Corruptor


In my every day life, I would not have picked up this film and watched it. Though unlike most other bad ones, I did watch, well listened, to the entire thing. Yun-Fat Chow and Mark Wahlberg star as a pair of cops in New York's Chinatown trying to sort out the morase of gang violence.

The Chinese gang unit tries to keep the peace by a certain amount of pay off and looking the other way. An aggressive gang comes onto the scene and starts blowing people up and when that fails to get their target they go overkill on them.

I had a boyfriend when I was 18 who loved the show "CHiPs" for the car chases. I'm sure Adam would love this film. Plenty of shoot em up action too. The only "relationship" aspect figures in the partnership between the two cops. Not a good way to keep a chick watching, but it's not for people like me.

Lakeside has the DVD.

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The Corruptor (New Line Platinum Series)

Saturday, July 5, 2008

VHS review: Born on the Fourth of July

I picked out Born on the Fourth of July to review yesterday but got distracted by the day. Tom Cruise plays a real life person who thought he was serving his country but ended up crippled and ignored.

While I think the spiral into depression, confusion and ultimately activism is a compelling story, Cruise has done better work since.

This was only availabe that the library on VHS. Look in North Bend, Bandon and Coquille.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096969/

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Born on the Fourth of July (Special Edition)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Movie Review: The Cooler


I love William H. Macy. I think he's an amazing actor in so many things he does. I don't feel the same with Alec Baldwin but I can appreciate him a little. Pretty similar to what I feel about Maria Bello.

This is a movie about Las Vegas and luck. I was born and raised in that gambling town and I can attest that the mythos expressed in this film no longer exists. On top of it, I don't believe in luck. I believe we make our own way in the world.

Macy plays a guy who is sent in from the casino management to cool down a player who's winning too much money. He brings bad luck until he meets a girl and falls in love.

Casinos don't make money from not paying out, they make money from the volume of the money traded on their floors. Maybe it's only five percent, but the sheer volume makes them millions if not billions. So right away I couldn't buy the premise.

Maybe someone without my views could just look past all that and see it as entertainment. Grab your card and check out the DVD from Coquille and the VHS from Bandon.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318374/

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The Cooler

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Movie Review: Coneheads


So the great experiment for putting a link at the top didn't work as I hoped so I'm going back to the old way.

This "Saturday Night Live" skit taken into motion picture form irritated me. I like both Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin for their work on SNL and other work. This film didn't contain enough material to truly flesh out the story.

Aliens come to earth to take over but get stranded and find a way to live as humans. Oh, funny funny, they have great big cone shaped heads and isn't that just hilarious no one notices. Eye roll. Murry loves this movie, but he's kinda strange. ;)

Look in North Bend for the DVD and Lakeside, Bandon or Coos Bay for the VHS copy.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598/

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Coneheads

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Movie Review: City Hall

I put a link on the Egg and I and now for some weird reason I cannot edit the post. I'm going to try a different tactic with this one and see if it works better.


Deputy Mayor John Cusack investigates the shooting of a child and finds layers of corruption and back room deal making. Al Pacino plays the mayor who looks the other way. Though the mayor wishes to portray an image of a man of the people, he ends up just being as selfish as the politicians he rails against.

The quality acting hed my interesting when the story meandered all over the road. As a thriller, you knew way too much way too early.

Big fan of the above actors? Go online and hold the movie from Coquille or look in North Bend for the DVD.

IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115907/

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City Hall